Norman Fishy Christmas Jokes-part 1

Tis the night before Christmas and in Norman’s fishbowl, Norman is chuckling—his cheeks are aglow . . .

WHY?

Because we, me, he have been compiling fishy Christmas jokes to as our gift to you. (And have no fear, there’s a prompt at the rear.)

Below are 5 of Norman’s Finniest Christmas Jokes. Can you guess the answers?

Some of them are real sinkers so get ready. . .

Q: What is Whale Santa’s official greeting?

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A: Blow-Blow-Blow

Q: Who brings good-little goldfish Christmas presents?

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A: Sandy Claws

Q: What do goldfish sing over the holidays?

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A: Christmas Corals

Q: What do goldfish use to tie Christmas bows?

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A: Ribbon Eels

Q: What is Norman’s favorite Christmas Song?

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A: We Fish You a Merry Christmas!

And now that 7-Minute Challenge (notice I didn’t say poetry…)

Happy Fishmas Ho-Ho-Ho!

Who doesn’t want a reason to give out with a big belly roll of a ho-ho-ho ? So for today’s challenge, because tis the season:

Write a finny joke. It can be a holiday joke, like the ones above, or not. But try to write a fish joke—sure it might stink but…Here’s the surprise:

The best fish joke posted here (in the comments) or on KellyBennettBooks wins a book of your choice.

1. Engage Your Silly Bone

2.Set the Time For 7-minutes

3. Have a fintastic time!

Happy Christmas Eve! (Tune in tomorrow for more Fishmas jokes!)

Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl? Send him a letter!

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Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!

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