Happy Fishmas Jokes! (the reel stinkers)

Merry Fishmas from the Fishbowl!

Here at the Kelly’s Fishbowl we celebrate all the holidays—with food

Blood worms for everyone!

and a heaping dose of silly.

Right now, Norman and the elf fish are swimming rings around Diver Santa trying to guess where he left their treats.

(Bet you didn’t know that after delivering all those goodies Christmas Eve, Santa refreshes with a dip in Norman’s bowl…secrets out!)

We have gifts for you! 5 more Fishmas Jokes to get your fins fluttering. Here goes:

Q: What is Santa Jaws favorite time of day?

A: 12:25

Q: Why don’t clams and oysters give out Christmas presents?

A: Because they’re shellfish

Q: What kind of fish tops Norman’s Christmas tree?

A: A starfish

Q: What do Christmas and lobsters have in common?

A: Sandy Claws

Q: How many presents can Santa Jaws fit into his empty sack?

A: Only one…after that it’s not empty.

Hope those got you HO-HO-HOing!

MORE FISHCAKE!

We’ll be back next Wednesday with the 7-minute Poetry Challenge.

Happy Fishmas to you and yours.

Treat yourself to an extra helping of happy!

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